I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.
(via manda)
69
Due to the rise in the economy, the position 69 will now become 96, due to the higher cost of eating out
(via ullieltheganjababe)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via sindie)
